Bloomingdale's opens outlet in... NJ??

As a Manhattanite, it is pretty much my sworn duty to propagate the inferiority of New Jersey, so I'm a little disappointed to say the new Bloomingdale's outlet is in Bergen, NJ. (Also disappointed because this means I will likely never go there.) But if you live around there, I hate you. Because this probably means that the 59th St Bloomies won't go as nuts on its sales, and instead bring all these treasures to you. Fie!!

What: Bloomingdale's Outlet
Where: 260 Bergen Town Center, Paramus, NJ 07652