Bloomingdale's $50-150 shoes

Today only, Bloomingdale's is having a shoe 'sale' (spend $X take $Y off) but it's got so many damn restrictions that I didn't want to post it at all! But, I figured I should, just in case you are one of the lucky ones.
- Take $50 off when you spend $200+
- Take $100 off when you spend $300+
- Take $150 off when you spend $500+

Online: Offer valid May 20, 2010 on regular- and sale-priced Women's Shoes. Offer valid in Bloomingdale's Stores. Offer excludes Chanel, UGG® Australia, Jimmy Choo, Tory Burch, Jack Rogers, Giuseppe Zanotti, Fendi, Dior, Nike, The North Face®, Hunter and select styles from Burberry, Havaianas, Bloch, Sam Edelman, Elie Tahari, Alejandro Ingelmo, Boutique 9, Joan & David, KORS Michael Kors, MICHAEL Michael Kors, Lauren by Ralph Lauren, Via Spiga, Corso Como, Salvatore Ferragamo, Stuart Weitzman, GUESS, Converse, Vera Wang Lavender Label, Badgley Mischka, Tkees, Fit Flop and Dolce Vita.

In-Store: Offer valid 5/20/10 on regular-and sale-price Women's Shoes. Certain designer and brand exclusions apply. See a sales associate for details.