Bloomingdale's private sale

I have always thought that Bloomingdale's marketing efforts were a bit haphazard (sorry Bloomingdale's marketers, as a former marketer I guess I am especially critical). Upon checking my work voicemail, I hear an automated recording from Bloomingdale's! I must have crossed some invisible spend limit which me flagged for alerts! (Alerts I need to know at work, apparently.) Hello! The Private Sale starts today! Make sure to use the $25 off coupons! Did I get any such coupons in the mail? No, I did not.

Anyways, their emails are usually timely, (let's ignore the shop for charity ones), so here it is: the Private Sale.